Game of Death

I try to struggle out of it and it instead gets tangled up around my neck, suffocating me.

Brony.

we go into an in depth conversation about mlp, the end of which results in us shooting eachother

ice

I put ice in my tea but and a brit kills me for it apparently some think its a hate crime

Jigglypuff

It stares into my soul and kills me.

Corpse.

I turn into a corpse after being in the sun to long

Panda (sorry forgot to put it up)

I stare at it, waiting for it to do something. I die 50 years later.

Cave Johnson

I errr dont know what that is, so eeerr.. my- MOVING ON!

Ouran Highschool host club

my amazement at thath ighschool have a host club me gusta face kills me

MLP

Read MLP and my head exploded for no reason

Eggs

eggs cause you to knocback into cacti

a baby

ipuntbabyz punts babyz at you and you die.
A water bottle

I swallowed a water bottle filled with fire

KoolAid

I drink it and Kool Aid Man busts in and accidently crushes me.

Again, Cave Johnson

Cave Johnson mistakes me for a member of Black Mesa and burns my house down with combustible lemons. I am lit on fire and escape with half a heart, but then I go for the cake and fall into an incinerator.

Baby Food.

I eat said baby food, however it is actually baby Hulk's babyfood and this enrages him to the point that he rips me in half with his massive biceps.

Calculator

i divide 42 by 0, the world ends

chuck norris

he round house kicks me

big mac

i eat to many and die for being fat

ballon

I fill it with too much helium and float away into space

RAWR!!!!!!!!!!

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